George Costanza said it couldn’t be done. As you might imagine, rose lovers, it made quite a stir. The Bachelorettes and their men have saidau revoirto Franceandsalutto Bruges, Belgium. Logan drops the bomb.ABC “I feel really confident in the guys that are here for me,” she says. That’s a shame. “Before this group date takes off, I need to talk to Rachel,” says Logan. That lady’s gonna need a Tide stick....

A lie detector test brings up some uncomfortable truths about the guys this week on ‘The Bachelorette.’ What an emotional week onThe Bachelorette, rose lovers! We begin where we left off: Bennett versus Noah versus Tayshia’s ever-waning patience. Credit: Craig Sjodin/ABC (Still don’t get that reasoning, but hey, it’s her show.) Though last week ended with a"what’s in the box???" “Okay,” she sighs. ABC “Bennett, do you want to go talk?...

about Cody (who?). Plus, shirtless mud wrestling! No one touches the fruit. Tayshia Adams, Kaitlyn Bristowe, and Katie Thurston on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC No one drinks the smoothies. I hope the crew went to town on that spread after shooting ended. Katie greets them outside. ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC Fortunately, they’re all heading inside, where… this awaits them. “It’s a dark room with sex stuff,” explains Mike the virgin, helpfully. First up, a pop quiz!...

It might be time to riot, rose lovers. Isn’t this a violation of the Geneva Convention? Or at least a betrayal of Bachelor Nation’s unending loyalty? Jason and Gabby.ABC Just serve us the drama in one giant dose! Okay, end of rant. She walked away frustrated, and now Erich is filled with regret. Dude, what show did you think you were on?.ABC “I kind of lost trust in us, and her....

It’s week 6, and things are getting real, rose lovers! “Tayshia, thank you for introducing me to Blake,” Katie says. “Our one-on-one date wasso good.” Aaron has a hot tub moment on ‘The Bachelorette.'.ABC God bless Aaron for agreeing to this silliness: Who needs dignity when you’ve got screen time? Kaitlyn and Tayshia are apparently not fans ofa certainSeinfeldepbecause they do not know what Katie means. “So, like not do their skin-care routine?...

The Cocktail Party As you may recall (what is time at this point? ), we endedlast week’s episodebefore the rose ceremony. We rejoin the guys tonight as they’re milling about the cocktail party waiting to talk to Clare. Credit: ABC Yosef is still mad about the “classless” strip dodgeball date. “It’s definitely, like, showing me some traits of her character,” he says. “As well as, you know, her maturity level.”...

The Bachelorette(s) It could be the most complicated season ofThe Bachelorette… ever! But here’s hoping the besties will choose sisterhood over six-packs. Way to kick things off with some main-character energy, bro! Craig Sjodin/ABC Sounds like a perfect one-on-one date activity to me. Woulld love to hear his thoughts on the recent “Disney adults"Twitter discourse. If Colin doesn’t break out the robot on night one, he’s dead to me. Ricky Middlesworth/ABC...

Meet the 25 men hoping to win Charity’s heart in season 20 of The Bachelorette. Meet Charity’s men! Will any of them be good enough for our Bachelorette, the 27-year-old child and family therapist from Georgia? Charity Lawson.Sami Drasin/ABC via Getty We’ll find out together whenThe Bachelorettebegins on Monday, June 26 at 9 p.m. on ABC. Sorry, Charity, but this guy might bemysoulmate. I don’t think that’s actually a job, but dare to dream, sir!...

Well, it was a messy end to an often-chaotic season ofThe Bachelorette, rose lovers. Perhaps the most shocking development in tonight’s three-hour finale extravaganza is that both women received gold engagement rings. As in, yellow gold. Rachel and Gabby on ‘The Bachelorette’.ABC Overall, it was a lot to process. “It feels like there’s been more scandal and betrayal than true love,” he intones. “But there’s always hope. Rachel and Tino on ‘The Bachelorette’....

Remember when Clare was the Bachelorette? Me neither, rose lovers. (Perhaps they’ll show up on Matt’s season ofThe Bachelor?) ABC Sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. Lots happened before that desert proposal. He’s all,I told Chris Harrison!But that does not help his case. ABC asks Tayshia, who does not really get a satisfactory answer. (“I just blew it” is not sufficient, buddy.) Still… is that a smile I see on the Bachelorette’s face?...

Welcome toThe Bachelorette: Sisterhood of the Traveling Husband Hunters! “What we went through with Clayton, it was torture,” recalls Gabby. Not just for you, girl. Rachel and Gabby on ‘After the Final Rose.'.ABC “You deserve this so much!” “You too!” Dang it, why am I tearing up at thisagain? You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.ABC “I normally go for guys who are, like, taller, more athletic,” says Rachel. But I want to be with someone who can make a decision....

Aw, HELL no. It was bound to happen, rose lovers. Gah, I’m getting angry all over again just writing this. ‘The Bachelorette’ sneak preview: Gabby is sad, y’all.ABC Have these men met Gabby? More importantly, have they metthemselves? These exchanges are infuriating to watch, especially because poor Gabby takes the rejection to heart. “Being called ‘rough around the edges,’ like, definitely hurts,” she says sadly. “It’s just, like, validating all my fears....

We made it, rose lovers! and then gets things moving. No surprise: She looks incredible. Ariel graces the Tealight Candle Thunderdome stage.ABC It wasn’t until she got in the van that all of the emotions of the split hit her. Rose lovers, when Ariel saw the episode, she did NOT love it. “I’m really hurt. Ariel and Zach.ABC “I was really disappointed in the way the whole week was handled.”...