This really is the reunion that keeps on giving. Now, is it giving actualanswersto the Girardi-related questions we’ve been wondering about for almost a year? So, I guess we’ll take what we can get. ANDY: How’s it going, Erika? ERIKA: And I’m so f—ingready for you. But therein lies the problem. Erika swears she’s ready,swearsshe’s here to answer everyone’s questions. But first… REALLY, WHO IS HUNKY DORY? Even Paris and Nicki have come around to the idea of their mom being a pseudo-Housewife....

For this, and much, much more we give our thanks. Which is good, because weknowKyle is always looking for a new Supreme. So, I was acharacter." Yes, “character"isone word for that. A few more words for that are: “Don’t tell mama.” Thatisthe question, isn’t it? What did Erika know, and when did she know it? Or to quote the premiere-opening season preview: “WHAT IS TRUE? WHAT IS THE LIE? AND WHO IS BEING PLAYED?...

Bravohas already lost one of its new cast members ofThe Real Housewives of New York City. As this continued, I realized that this path was no longer right for me and my family. I’m looking forward to my next chapter. Lizzy Savetsky has departed ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ after being the target of ‘anti-Semitic attacks.'.Cindy Ord/Getty Images Stay tuned and thank you for your support! All my love....

The ladies gather one last time after a short, strange season. Well, we made it. to host the ritual farewell freeze-frames. Credit: Randy Shropshire/Bravo She’s a lot of drama." In her own confessional, Sophie confirms that “my mom’s done a great job raising me.” Then we check in with Kelly and Rick discussing their upcoming nuptials. replies, “I think that’s the right thing to do.” Best wishes to you and Rick!...

Since when isThe Real Housewivesa horror franchise? Outside of selectRHONYvacations, I mean. More on this deeply upsetting storyline later. Credit: Bravo It means Im having a breakdown! It is one of the only times in the whole episode that Kelly is remotely correct about anything. So Ms. Windham-Burke walks into a room thats ready to pounce on her. But the tension in this hell-house permeates throughout the rest of the trip....

And forthisbattle, we are most grateful. Because when Karen Huger and Gizelle Bryant are at odds… everyone is a winner. Theres also somethingdare-I-sayannoying about them continuing to call poncha, Madeiras signature drink punani directly to waiters faces. But before the women head to Madeira, theres some business to attend to in Potomac. Because everyone on Potomac islyyyyying. She is a modern-day Lucille Ball.) And I know this because Karen then coos, Is he notproudof you, Gizelle?...

It just feels good to be back withReal Housewives of Potomac, doesn’t it? RHOPis back, baby! Not Candi-ace’s best work. ROBYN: “I may keep you waiting, buttrust me I’m worth it. And we like it that way! To pretend otherwise is a fallacy. Plus, it seems like Robyn has started arriving places on time, no? MIA: “If you want to pop off, I’ll behappyto get you adjusted.” And it’s all right there in her high-pitched tagline....

I am truly fearful for the final installment of thisReal Housewives of Potomacreunion. And we can only assume its building to somethingbad. Remember all those tabs? Remember how each woman she doesnt like had a nickname like Former Friend and Last Lady? Gizelle: …its Jamals number. Well, that fun is over, itscanceled! Andif you’re free to believe it, we get nowhere. Monique still shows no remorse for attacking Candiace, and Candiace still takes no ownership for consistently baiting people....

Unfortunately, that is not our current reality. “We are now both at very different stages in our lives and have different goals for our futures. “While our romantic bond is broken, we will always love and respect each other. ‘The Real Housewives of Potomac’ star Ashley Darby has split from husband Michael Darby after the couple spent eight years together.Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images They will always feel loved and supported, for they were truly created out of love....

What about the double thumbs up? According to the women ofRHOSLC, thatsdefinitelya f— you. Do you know… what youre saying here? Credit: Bravo Is everyone else… hearing what Im hearing??? I would much rather her allude to heruniquefamily dynamic. MARY: I love God. LISA: When you take cheap shots, always expect a hangover.Unfortunately, this isso good. Its specific to Lisa, it makes logical sense, and it is a perfectly coherent pun....

And he was not kidding. It is a truly unhinged hour. There is noonemoment to latch onto, no singular nuance to sink our teeth into. What I wouldn’t have given to be on that bus as everyone frantically tried to get the facts! This is an unusually off-kilter performance for The People’s Housewife. Lisa says sheknewthe internal story bleeding wasn’t real from the beginning because Jen was far too calm....

The first subject on the table is Robert Sr. and why he’s so grumpy. This is a pretty standard Househusband take on these Reunion shows, defending one’s wife and all. It is not, however, the angle that Sharrieff chooses to take with Jen. I hope Jen takes those words from Mary and absolutelyno other words from Mary to heart. And I have to assume that Heather using the word “always” pretty loosely here?...

Is there only one Sprinter van in the entire state of Utah? Is there somecompulsivereason Seth can’t stop talking about women? He’s like the inverse Bechdel test! Bravo Still, Jen starts this trip off ingreatspirits. As she totters around the van with her microphone, Jen is the definition of overcompensating. I mean,yeah, probably. Bravo Lisa says that shehasheld Meredith accountable and that they are in a very rocky place because of it!...