There are near-breakups, some witchy relationship cleansing, new additions, and the most dramatic prom ever. Aaron tries to goad Ivan into a fight, saying he can’t help but get angry. Dude, we know. John Fleenor/abc That’s like your defining characteristic. And what, Ivan, you just fell on her mouth? Never apologize for what someone else thinks, just apologize for your actions, bro! Wells is so, so disappointed in you.ABC I was team Ivan, but why are you lying, sir?...

But, Palmer warns, they’ll be “going back to a very different beach.” In actuality, Paradise is… the same. In fact, the men have so much free time they’ve started teaching Andrew how to swim. Genevieve and Aaron are reunited at last.ABC Upon arriving at Playa Escondida, Genevieve sprints down the stairs and grabs Aaron. She’s obviously nervous and, once she realizes that he’s been faithful, bursts into tears. “We made some verbal commitments to each other,” he reminds her....

Her location of choice? “Why would you make me say all that if you’re, like, still unsure or undecided? Like, why would you do that?” Kate and Logan kiss during a thunderstorm.ABC “Like, let me be aloof and let me not care if you’re not sure yet.” She adds, “I’m so happy with where we’re at. I feel like we’re super solid. Aaron gives Genevieve a fright.ABC I definitely could see a future with him....

Bachelor in Paradisehas proven time and time again that it is the home of second chances. Can’t he just haveone weekwhere he gets to relax on the beach? Naturally, Logan isn’t helping the situation either. Hi, Hayden.ABC “Like, ‘I want you. I will do whatever it takes to keep you. yo don’t go on this date.'” Run, Kate, run!.ABC Logan totally gets where she’s coming from. In fact, he wantsthe same exact thingfrom Kate....

I couldn’t tell you. “I don’t respect Logan,” Rachel shares. “I don’t think Logan has changed.” The Bachelorettes are on the beach.ABC Which is a very thinly-veiled way of saying, “Girl, just break up with him already.” You treat my girl well." Logan, who will never catch even theglimpseof a break this season, is left worried and confused. Bruce the Boom Operator is too good for this.ABC c’mon allow Wells to explain....

A solid couple breaks up, while Genevieve finds herself torn between Justin and Aaron. This show is giving me whiplash, rose lovers. Last week, Michael A. was my favorite Paradisian. But seriously, who’s watching their kid?.ABC Oh God, Jared and Ashley are in the intro now? Yes, even for one-off guest spots. The “veterans come to share their sage advice” stuff was and always will be boring filler. Jill speaks for us all....

Plus, Eliza chases after Justin. Case in point: Let’s recap! “It’s just a somber day,” says Serene as the episode begins. I dare you to name these women.ABC Everyone’s still feeling weepy and depressed about Rodney and Eliza’s breakup. Andrew’s crying, Brandon’s crying, and Johnny’s “questioning everything,” bro. “I’m so happy I met you,” he says, sniffling. Surprise, Justin!.ABC “I’m never going to stop loving you.” Here’s hoping, buddy. Speaking of unlikely hopes, let’s check in on Eliza....

(I’m sorry.) The sadness is almost palpable. “They’re going on dates! The women are not happy.ABC I’m not there! He’s not gonna say no!” “They’re going to be kissing and they’re going to be talking about deep stuff. Meet the new men!.ABC I’m gonna be in my head in a hotel! He’s on this beach with all the other girls!” Jill, unfortunately, is right in her assessment. Adam Todd in ‘Thor: Love and Thunder....

First thing’s first, folks: We’ve got intros! My five favorites: 1. Brandon digs up a ring How wonderful! Brandon’s ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ intro.ABC Shanae as the Disaster Girl meme Perfect. Justin reenacts a group date face Remember thepainting date on Katie’s season? Lace gets tipsy again This one’s a real deep cut. An inspired homage.ABC/Dave Roth It’s a callback to Lace’sBiPseason 3 intro. Drinking to excess still a laff riot!...

Justin’s return causes drama for two couples on the beach. The big question heading into this episode is all about Victoria: Will she pick Johnny or Alex? “Tonight is going to be really hard for me,” she admits. Jesse Palmer has some news.ABC That’s right, rose lovers we’re finally, finally, finally getting a rose ceremony! Oddly enough, none of the contestants know who will be handing out said roses. I suppose it was never made clear to them after Split Week?...

Discover which couples are breaking up, making up, and preparing to get engaged in the penultimate episode. So let’s get to it, shall we? Mara decides to self-eliminate rather than wait until the final rose ceremony to be sent home. The final rose ceremony is here!.ABC Then, hostJesse Palmermakes things spicier by announcing that there will be no cocktail party. Will anyone heed his advice? Let’s find out. Oh no, Logan....

So, without further ado, let’s meet the season 8 cast who will be populatingBachelor in Paradise! Genevieve Parisi Last seen on:Clayton’s season ofThe Bachelor.Best known for:Hating Shanae. Justin Glaze Last seen on:Katie’s season ofThe Bachelorette.Best known for:Serving incrediblereaction-shot realness. Credit: ABC Are producers gaslighting us? Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC Craig Sjodin/ABC...

At least our “journey” concluded with three sure-to-stick engagements and one bromance for the ages. Fair enough, girl. Knowing he is no longer wanted, Noah heads for the Exit SUV without saying goodbye to anyone. Abigail and Noah on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’.ABC Abigail, meanwhile, goes back to Prom to share her sorrows with her beach besties. “It does make you wonder, who else could be feeling the same things?” Adds Serena, “It would honestly kill me to be in that position....