Hart’s comedy special from home is now on Netflix.
“This feels right to me,” Hart says early in the special.
“This right now feels right, in the comfort of my own home.
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Getting back to the basics.”
The accident also impeded his bathroom activities, as he jokes about in the new special.
“Question number one is, do you have an ass wiper in your life?”
Hart jokes, referring to having a significant other who’d be willing to, well, you know.
“The same people that built his house, built mine.
Nobody asked me if I wanted a brick pizza oven,” Hart says.
He tried to explain why it had taken him so long to tell people he was once positive.
“It was me and Tom Hanks,” Hart says “I had to keep it a secret.
You’re not beating Forrest Gump.”
“Who brought the ‘VID in this house?,” he says in the special while mimicking himself.
“Dirty-foot Pam did it.”
Hart discusses the status of his relationship with Parrish extensively in the special.
“My wife’s biggest problem.
Stop fighting old age.”
“I’m happy that it kind of happened.
I get sensitive every time I talk about it,“she explained at the time.
“He’s f—- up, this was a bad one, this was major.
Nine years and I think looking forward, it’ll be better.”
Hart addresses the cheating briefly in the special.
“All the other b—-es left me after the sex tape.
Every b—- I had, left.”
“Ladies, you don’t know how not to give a f—,” Hart says.
“You’re always searching for a f—.”
You beat me up.
You f—ing won man,” Hart says.
He continues: “You switched it on me, man.
For the longest time, celebrities looked at people as the weird people.
We’re the weird people now.”
“I gotta act like I like it.
You gotta act like you do,” he says.
