Aubrey Plazais checking out ofThe White Lotusand into 30 Rockefeller Plaza.
“I was just trying to like, sex up the news or something.”
The second, however, was a bit more… wild.

Aubrey Plaza once auditioned for ‘Saturday Night Live.'.Todd Owyoung/NBC via Getty Images
“Like I would say, ‘Lindsay Lohanwould have a bushy squirrel’s tail.’
Or, like, ‘Bill Clintonwould have a polar bear’s nub.'”
“I was just, like, creepy.
Like, I was a creepy stalker,” she joked.
“Now I’m gonna host it, so my master plan worked!”
Watch Plaza discuss her audition in the clip above.