I couldn’t tell you.
“I don’t respect Logan,” Rachel shares.
“I don’t think Logan has changed.”
The Bachelorettes are on the beach.ABC
Which is a very thinly-veiled way of saying, “Girl, just break up with him already.”
You treat my girl well."
Logan, who will never catch even theglimpseof a break this season, is left worried and confused.
Bruce the Boom Operator is too good for this.ABC
c’mon allow Wells to explain.
“I feel like this place is making me dumber.”
Same, Wells, same.
A hug will not fix the rift between Aaron and Genevieve.ABC
Yes, you read that right.
Aaron believes that an itch is just a “low-level” form of pain, while Genevieve does not.
They get so mad about it that Genevieve decides, once again, that she’s done.
She put a ring on it!.ABC
(Spite, as we all know, always works wonders in a relationship.)
“There’s a lot of love and feelings here,” he says.
“I don’t think this is the appropriate reaction.”
Crab walk away, boys!.ABC
Just get in the car, Genevieve!
Free yourself (and, by extension, all of us) from this never-ending pain (itching?)
But alas, it’s not their time yet.
Three is not good company.ABC
The pair hug and affirm that they love each other and Genevieve’s bags are put back downstairs.
“I don’t want you to be upset ever, okay?”
“I feel really good with us.
Ency is not pleased.ABC
“I want to leave here with you.”
What’s better than two former bachelorettes?Threeformer bachelorettes!
The girls pull out all the stops to ask their partners to the event.
Au revoir, Andrew!.ABC
Genevieve has a mariachi band serenade Aaron.
Brittany pops out of a ball pit and scares the absolute daylights out of Tyler.
Serene has a massive sundae made to play on the couple’s ice cream connection.
Victoria makes a huge checklist for Johnny.
Danielle paints Michael’s face.
Even though he did, ultimately, decline the offer.
“I want to have some fun with you,” Logan says, sounding absolutely exhausted.
“I want to be happy with you.”
The party itself, which is ’90s themed, is cute.
There’s a caricature artist!
A light-up dance floor so Brandon can do the worm!
A photo corner filled with wacky props!
A weird dance battle with strangely choreographed routines seemingly out of nowhere!
What more could you want?
An argument, obviously.
“It’s almost like you’ve essentially just skirted byParadise.”
“Just skirted by?”
“Yeah, ‘cause that’s how it goes.”
How’s Ency doing during all of this?
“You entertaining this and staying here longer is giving her some validation,” Ency claims.
“He’s not,” Jessenia says.
“You’re actually giving him an ultimatum and it’s not fair.”
“My heart’s still with someone else,” he says.
“I have nothing here.
And I tried.”
“How everything was just handled there was everything against everything I believe,” he shared.
“I can’t be here anymore.”
Ency immediately breaks down and pleads with him to stay, but the damage is done.
Now, Ency is done too.
she ends her short stint onParadiseearly too.
Just what everyone wanted to see.
