(I’m sorry.)
The sadness is almost palpable.
“They’re going on dates!
The women are not happy.ABC
I’m not there!
He’s not gonna say no!”
“They’re going to be kissing and they’re going to be talking about deep stuff.
Meet the new men!.ABC
I’m gonna be in my head in a hotel!
He’s on this beach with all the other girls!”
Jill, unfortunately, is right in her assessment.
Adam Todd in ‘Thor: Love and Thunder.'.Marvel Studios / Disney
Jacob takes an interest in Kate straight away and they make out at the pool party later that night.
In a confessional interview, Kate shares that anything goes when it comes to getting a rose.
“I’m not leaving, mark my words,” she says.
Adios, Andrew!.ABC
I don’t fully understand, but I respect the creativity.
Lace’s heart is similarly tied up in knots.
As she spirals, Rodney hits it off with Eliza and the pair share a kiss.
Logan and Sarah on their date.ABC
“I have no idea who these people are,” he confesses.
“We’ve got five shiny new toys.
They could be fun.
Shanae is NOT amused.ABC
Who’s your pick?”
“This is gonna be a breeze.
I don’t need the boys anymore.
Lace sees Rodney.ABC
Have fun with your girlfriends.”
“It actually feels really awkward,” she shares.
“It feels like I’m cheating.”
That’s because you kind of are, dude!
you’re able to actually spot him in the trailer.
Which means…
You guessed it!
Shanae gets a date card.
She picks Tyler and they do tantric yoga together.
(‘Tantric’ is truly the keyword of this season.)
It’s 2022, Jill!
Kate, however, has a label for Jacob: “One of the Avengers.”
Yes, we’re two-for-two on Marvel references tonight.
Who is she referencing?
While Shanae is away, Logan will play (the field).
In the end, seems like nothing can truly ruin Logan and Shanae’s relationship except Logan and Shanae.
(Somewhere, the Pizza King is screaming at his television.)
After their date, Shanae is still thinking about Tyler.
The pair, who are adorably nervous all evening, appear to be on the same wavelength.
But, in true Paradise fashion, if something seems too good to be true, then itdefinitelyis.
It’s at that moment, of course, that Rodney and Eliza walk down the steps hand-in-hand.
