The MCU already has Steve Rogers as America’s ass, but what about Talokan’s bulge?

One, in particular, claimed Namor’s bulge had been removed with the magic of CGI.

In a recent interview, the actor is setting the record straight.

Tenoch Huerta Mejía as Namor in Marvel Studios' BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER. Photo by Eli Adé. © 2022 MARVEL.

Tenoch Huerta.Eli Adé/Marvel Studios

“The only thing that I can say is: the original was the photo in the right.

Without [the bulge]!

That’s original,” he toldRolling Stone.

“No, I mean, I’m not going to lie to people.

Every man in the world, we have fragile masculinity, but not in that issue.

I will say, the right one, the real one is the photo on the right.”

Well, that’s a relief.

That Disney isn’t out here erasing perfectly good bulges, that is.

Like, that process alone costs so much money and ruins so many extremely horny lives.

What a waste that would be.

And bravo to Tenoch Huerta for being honest about the K’uk’ulkan in his briefs.