Entertainment Weeklyspoke withBob Sagetin Fall 2006.
We are sharing it again now afternews of his death.
And, if a line of dialogue sucks, Saget’s brain won’t let him remember it.
“Sometimes, onFull House, I’d write them on a [prop],” he recalls.
“‘Michelle, it’s possible for you to’t have a horse in the living room.’
I still stutter if something doesn’t feel right.”
You know what always feels right, Bob?
EW’s Personality Test!
MyAmerican Idolaudition song would be:
The love theme fromYentl.
I don’t know what that is, but it would be that.
They were both unusually great guys.
They even put me on the show once, as Bob the Comic.
He told me he rented something to me.
I said, “It wasn’t dirty, was it?”
He said, “No, no.”
I think he remembered what movie it was, but I don’t.
“And I’ll watch it, and I’ll go, “How dumb.”
People were worried when I didAmerica’s Funniest Home Videosthat viewers would replicate it and get hurt.
I’m completely guilt-free now in the world of YouTube.
Choose one: Steve Carell or Ricky Gervais?
I can’t pick between people.
‘Cause someone’s not choosing me right now.
Groin hit or face plant?
The funniest is if someone gets hit in the groin with someone’s face.
It’s always a combo thereof.
Project RunwayorAmerica’s Next Top Model?
So tough to choose.
I guess I would sayTop Modelbecause my three daughters and I can talk about which girls are bitches.
Backstreet Boys or ‘N Sync?
Which actor should play you in your life story?
The other choice would be Bea Arthur.
I think she could do it.
She’s tall and she certainly knows how to deliver comedic material….
I think Stephen Colbert and I should play brothers in something.
Pick a Charlie’s Angel: Kate, Jaclyn, or Farrah?
I vote for Cheryl Ladd because she was brought in as the fourth stooge.
She, for me, was like Shemp, who I thought was pretty funny.
I had a crush on her.
WhichEntouragecharacter are you most like: Vince, Eric, Turtle, or Johnny Drama?
Turtle he’s the most solid guy.
That’s not my life.
It’s my nightlife, but it’s not my life.
Which band, past or present, would you have liked to be in?
Or the Clash I just love their work ethic.
I don’t know whose some lucky person.
Maybe Smeagol fromLord of the Rings.
Do people look into your shopping cart, to see what you’re buying?
No, they’re usually staring at my body.
They’re just so into me physically that they don’t look at anything in my cart.
I’m actually pretty subversive in my shopping habits.
I’ll do it in off hours.
The person I’m most often mistaken for:
Myself.
People often say to me, “You look like Bob Saget.”
I hear that like ridiculous amounts.
How hideous did you think I used to look?
It just makes you feel warm inside.
If you were stranded on a desert island with the cast ofFull House, who would you eat first?
I think he was also Air Bud.
I remember us all being upset that he got a feature.
My porn name is (Childhood pet + Street You Grew Up On):
Caesar Kingsway.
But if I was to be a porn actor, I’d just use the same name.
“Bob Saget’s doing porn.
It would just pull all my shows in syndication off the air.
