You must allow us to tell you how ardently we admire and love this idea…

It is a truth universally acknowledged that we will watch anything featuring bothTed LassostarBrett GoldsteinandThe Muppets.

But we’re particularly excited about an idea the actor pitchedMiss Piggyhimself.

Brett Goldstein at the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards held at Microsoft Theater on September 12, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. ; THE MUPPETS - Walt Disney Television via Getty Images’s “The Muppets” stars Miss Piggy

Brett Goldstein and his hopefully future film romantic interest Miss Piggy.Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images; Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images

“You’ve doneMuppet Christmas Carol.

You’ve doneMuppet Treasure Island.

You’ve doneMuppet Wizard of Oz,” said Goldstein.

“Can I kindly pitch that we makeMuppets Pride and Prejudice?”

“I’d love to do that,” she replied.

“Brett, you’ve got pull in this town.

Can you getPride and Prejudice and Piggygreen lit?”

From there, the idea evolved to also include a pitch forMuppet Sunset Boulevardwith Miss Piggy as Norma Desmond.

Kermit offered to produce both efforts if they get green-lit.

As for Robin, well, he’s ready to make a cameo in a very memorable scene.

Robin was up for the idea, replying, “Oh, I’m good at swimming.”

For more from The Muppets and Goldstein, watch EW’s Around the Table above.

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