There’s been a shakeup in the Chris Multiverse.
Would a Chris by any other name still smell as sweet?
“What do they call you?”
Co-chairs of the Hollywood Chris Club, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt.Colin Young-Wolff/Invision/AP/Shutterstock
Shaw askedThe Terminal Liststar.
You know, CP.
‘Hey, CP.'"
Pratt, or CP, answered.
“But no one calls me Chris.
My friend, Chad.
I’m gonna call you Chris.
You’re up.’
And I was like, ‘No, it feels weird.
It’s not my name.
Don’t call me Chris.'”
And just like that, Chris Pratt is a 2008 bop from the Ting Tings.
But, to be absolutely clear, Chrisishis name.
It’s all the same.
But what about the secret (and best?)
Chris in the game?
No offense but Chris Pratt couldliterally never.
It’s time to change up the power dynamic in Hollywood.
One Chris at a time.
