“Who wants wine?”
Jules Cobb, Cougar Town.
I love gummy bears.
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I love gummy bears more than I love some of my friends and all of my family.
But on the bright-ish side, an inanimate object can never leave them (that still feels dark).
And for a lot of these fictitious folks, their love of certain things are a defining trait.
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Could you imagine Carrie not loving shoes?
Moira not wearing wigs?
Kelnot loving orange soda?
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That’s a world I don’t care to live in, thank you.
So let’s give some love to TV’s best romances … with inanimate objects.
Ernie and his rubber duckie
Sesame Street
Can one inanimate object love another?
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Well, onSesame Street, anything is possible.
It’s the greatest love story ever quacked.
It’s one of the most terrifyingandadorable images ever on broadcast television.
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Kel Kimble and orange soda
Kenan and Kel
“Who loves orange soda?”
Till this day, Mitchell gets associated with Kimble’s signature drink.
He does, he does, he duh-uzz.
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“I’m happy that people enjoy the show and are still drinking orange soda.”
Well, maybe not so vague.
The answer is simple: Carrie’s a New Yorker.
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Nobody tell Stewie, though.
Still, Jules was ahead of her time: She was a wine momwaybefore the pandemic.
The episode ends with an ominous update on Dave: “Three hours later Dave Rose relapsed.
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He was last seen roaming an outlet mall, looking for that sweet v-neck high.”
It was a fitting follicle end to a truly hair-raising journey.
Read more from EW’s celebration ofTV’s best romances of all time.
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