“I said, What would you like?
And Sam said, One the size of me.'”
Ed Sheeranis in love with the shape of lewd.
Ed Sheeran opened up about why he gave Sam Smith a 6-foot-2 penis statue.Dave J Hogan/Getty Images
But first, he insisted on providing a bit of context.
“Just, like, odd gifts, like sexual sort of objects.”
“I got this huge, flopping, droopy thing,” Sheeran joked.
“I got a few different iterations there was a big, erect, vein-y one.”
The musician soon found out, however, that no good gag gift ever goes unpunished.
“I gave it to him for his birthday and Elton was over the moon about it.
And then it got out in the press that I had done it,” he said.
And I said, ‘What would you like?'"
“And Sam said, ‘One the size of me.
One that’s 6-foot-2.’
So there we go.
That’s it.”
“It’s a 6-foot-2 marble penis.
It’s two tons, and I’m gonna have to get it craned into my house.”
As for what they’re going to do with it?
“Well, I want to turn it into a fountain,” Smith told Clarkson.
“Which I think will be hard to do.”
Watch Sheeran discuss his new phallic hobby and, hey, meeting Queen Elizabeth II!
in the clip above.
