the Body of Leo.

(The zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes nods in agreement.)

Maybe they themselves could have written a more compelling account of their own lives.

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Well, except for the tourists who have sinceruined the once-beautiful Thai location.

“He’s so good, it’s scary,“Stone told EW in 1995.

“I was dying to have him be in this movie.

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Maybe more like a golf cart ride level.

24.Body of Lies(2008)

No lie, this should have been a home run.

Leo is many things, and a Roger Ferris is not one of them.

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), in thisThree Musketeersadaptation.

Edgar(2011)

Who do we blame for this miss?

The makeup team?Clint Eastwood?

Total Eclipse

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(This absolutely feels like a Clint Eastwood movie, and that is not a compliment.)

But Leo showed enough that he’d never play second fiddle in a Scorsese movie again.

It’s both easy to wonder and easy to see why DiCaprio wanted to makeDon’t Look Up.

THE BEACH

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15.Inception(2010)

You’re not imagining how lowInceptionslots in on this list.

If anything, it’sTom Hardy, in a breakout performance, that jumps off the screen.

It was a winning partnership for the present and future go-to stars for Martin Scorsese.

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Without giving away the film’s decade-old twist, Leo stars as U.S. ## 7.Titanic(1997)

One of Hollywood’s great sliding doors is DiCaprio turning downBoogie NightsforTitanic.

Mark Wahlberg became a movie star and Leo became “the king of the world.”

Leo manages to subtly play Hughes' growing paranoia and fear before his obsessive-compulsive nature fully takes over.

Body of Lies

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Spielberg’s own Leo.

It’s a despicably magnetic performance that slowly builds to an epic 20-minute climactic dinner scene.

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J. EDGAR, from left: Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover, Naomi Watts, 2011. ph: Keith Bernstein/©W

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The Basketball Diaries

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Marvin’s Room

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Gangs of New York

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DON’T LOOK UP

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THE GREAT GATSBY

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CELEBRITY

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INCEPTION

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THIS BOY’S LIFE

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ROMEO AND JULIET

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Blood Diamond

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Revolutionary Road

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What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

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THE DEPARTED, Leonardo DiCaprio, 2006. ©Warner Bros./courtesy Everett Collection

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ASHECLIFFE

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Titanic

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The Revenant

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The Aviator

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DJANGO UNCHAINED

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD

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THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

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