We know it’s bad.
She knows it’s bad.
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Runway theme:Haute Pockets
Notes:I love Kandy Muse.
I don’t love Kandy Muse in this outfit.

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This is one of those looks so cursed and unsettling that it’s automatically iconic.
Let’s celebrate that.
Maybe she just owns 47 percent of the company.

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MTA conductors everywhere when Tina Burner showed them all up.
Joey Jay’s Mixed Bag
Runway theme:The Bag BallMixed Bag
Notes:Is it poison ivy?
Is it just an IV bag?

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Is it a poison IV bag?
Lala Ri’s Mixed Bag
Notes:Conceptually, this is genius.
The execution is a little lacking.

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Lala’s face and hair are ace, though.
Tamisha Iman’s Mixed Bag
Contestant:Tamisha Iman
Notes:The campy gag?
Tamisha Iman’s Train
Notes:The color is so right, and so is the face.

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Tamisha is an icon, though, and she can wear whatever the hell she wants.
It reads a bit “elementary school Halloween party chaperone,” but it’s pretty!
Rose’s Sheer
Placement:Top two
Notes:I love Rose!

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But, something isn’t coming together on these first few runways.
Tina Burner’s Fascinating Fascinators
Notes:Leave it to Tina to combine “haaaay!”
and “neiiiigh!”

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Olivia Lux’s Money Bags
Contestant:Olivia Lux
Notes:Matchy-matchy done right.
Her body is so natural at serving garments that her runways become mini experiences in themselves.
Denali’s Sheer
Placement:Challenge winner
Notes:It’s nice!

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There’s nothingwrongwith it, but Denali has already proven she has much bigger things waiting in her suitcase.
She can whip me in the face with that hair whenever she wants, though!
I can feel my vitamin D levels stabilizing with each glimpse!

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Tina Burner’s Money Bags
Notes:BobandEurekawere generous enough to lend Miss Burner a piece from the archives.
It’s the Sisterhood of the Traveling Houndstooth.
Lala Ri’s Bead It
Notes:Lala Ri rarely misses on the runway.

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This is a cute concept with simplebut effectiveexecution.
Two snaps for 2 Ts!
Trying to hold Tamisha Iman to a standard of contemporary fashion is a futile effort.

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As living history, she’s earned her right to ignore calls to tailor her aesthetic to the show.
And this is another example of beauty and grace in Tamisha’s world.
), but as a collective unit, it’s a drag.

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Elliott with 2 Ts' Train
Notes:Elliott describes this as a mix ofGlenn CloseandMeryl Streep.
Like, yes,Mamawdefinitely wore this to a New Year’s Eve party in 1957.
Gottmik’s Bead It
Notes:I felt this pointedly beaded look deep in my…soul.

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Denali’s Bag Ball Eleganza
Notes:Cultural excellence on point.
Denali’s Money Bags
Notes:Rememberthe previous weekwhen Elliott said she was serving Glenn Close fantasy?
She actually meant Denali’s look this week.

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Also, this is C-3PO.
He’s gay and does drag now.
Elliott with 2 Ts' Bead It
Notes:It’s a fab flapper.

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It’s not the most exciting thing in the world.
But Elliott elevated a solid garment into a spectacle in that lip-sync!
Kandy Muse’s Beast Couture
Episode:“Pop!

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Kandy did the resurrection of Green Screen Kahmora Hall right.
Gottmik’s Roast
Notes:Gottmik has the body-ody-ody to elevate any lookincluding this relatively tame dressto excellent levels.
Olivia Lux’s Lame
Notes:Old Hollywood gets a wallop of a modern update.

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Pink cow stunning, baby!
Olivia Lux’s Bag Ball Eleganza
Notes:Come on, Teletubby, teleport us to Chromatica!
Rose’s Mixed Bag
Notes:Flawless construction and a fun (but fashion) cultural nod.

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Symone’s Money Bags
Notes:Give the children the pink slip all day, Miss Symone!
Olivia Lux’s Fascinating Fascinators
Notes:Dexter’s Laboratory now exclusively concocts queer people.
Lala Ri’s Money Bags
Notes:Everything hits perfectly with this look.

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The bag-into-a-cape gag was to die for.
Splattered excellence all over the main stage!
Utica’s Money Bags
Notes:Sasha VelourmeetsChicagoin this black-and-gold dream.

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Gottmik’s Bag Ball Eleganza
Notes:Did you know that Gottmik invented bothJoan JettANDMiley Cyrus’Plastic Heartsera?
Rose’s Yellow Gorgeous
Notes:Only Rose could turnThe Maskinto an iconic fashion moment.
And sorry, Michelle: It’s yellow.

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(This look is fabulous).
Symone on her worst day is better than the majority of the population at their best.
Rose’s Haute Pockets
Notes:Serving mod, mawmaw!

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Rose really saved her best runways for last.
Olivia Lux’s Haute Pockets
Episode:“Henny, I Shrunk the Drag Queens!'
Lala Ri’s Lame
Notes:A deliciously unwrapped bon-bon coated in the world’s finest gold packaging.

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She deserved a golden victory for this gilded, glamorous look alone.
Rose’s Bead It
Notes:Finally, Rose has reallybroughtit to the runway.
In the ashes of tulle rises a beaded masterpiece!

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Kandy Muse’s Bead It
Notes:Hands-down the BEST Kandy Muse has looked on the runway so far.
This is what icicles everywhere aspire to be.
The difference here isintent.

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Make it make sense.
Tamisha Iman’s Sheer
Notes:Tamisha Iman.
That’s the analysis.

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Symone’s Drag Excellence
Notes:Pulling out aWhitney Houstonhandkerchief for a Whitney Houston lip-sync, inthisoutfit?
Symone just gets all of it, all the time.
Not a joke, just a fact.

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These looks defy classification.
She’s on another level altogether.
Symone’s Train
Notes:I thought about this look every second it was on the runway.

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I went to bed thinking about it that night.
I woke up thinking about it the next day.
I’m still thinking about it.

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Symone just gets it.

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