Gossip Girlrecap: The sins of our fathers

And piepainfully,just.

For example, a 14-year-old yelling at adults about the true!

and subsequently winning the attention of Jeremy O. Harris for her spot-on critiques that double as climactic!

It is, of course, fully possible to root for an antihero.

But Miss Keller ain’t Thanos.

You think, “This lady has lost it, and she must be dealt with and destroyed.”

Cinema, and I’m not kidding.

This leads to yet another Extraordinarily Ill-Advised Julien Calloway Plan (copyright pending).

wave once she spots them together.

The oldGossip Girlexcelled at absurd villains, but hey, maybe the newGossip Girlcan excel at absurd heroes.

So, needless to say, there’s not a lot of posting going on.

But even so, teachers are suddenly being scheduled for individual interviews with the agents investigating Gossip Girl.

Indeed, she does, and the rats have their scapegoat.

See you back here next week for the Re(d)nt-Controlled Wedding.