The Paramount+ prequel takes place four years before the events in the classic movie.

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WhenRise of the Pink Ladiesleans in to this vision of the protagonists as equal-rights innovators, it sings.

Jason Schmidt as Buddy, Marisa Davila as Jane Facciano, Ari Notartomaso as Cynthia Zdunowski, Shanel Bailey as Hazel, Tricia Fukuhara as Nancy Nakagawa, Alexis Sides as Potato and Cheyenne Wells as Olivia Valdovinos in Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies: “So this is Rydell” EP #103 streaming on Paramount +, 2022. Photo Credit: Eduardo Araquel/Paramount+

Jason Schmidt, Marisa Davila, Ari Notartomaso, Shanel Bailey, Tricia Fukuhara, Alexis Sides and Cheyenne Wells in ‘Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies’.Eduardo Araquel/Paramount+

“Of course not, this is only the beginning.")

to the choreography to the costumes it’s distracting and a little desperate.

(A tween Betty Rizzo, played by Emma Shannon, makes a perfunctory appearance, too.)

Johnathan Nieves as Richie Valdovinos and Marisa Davila as Jane Facciano in Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies: “If You Can’t Be an Athlete, Be an Athletic Supporter” EP#104 streaming on Paramount +, 2022. Photo Credit: Eduardo Araquel/Paramount+

Marisa Davila and Johnathan Nieves in ‘Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies’.Eduardo Araquel/Paramount+v

The relentless homages taper off a bit after that, andPink Ladiesbegins to strut with a bit more confidence.

The prequel presents a version of theGreaseuniverse that is far more diverse than the ethnically homogenous and heteronormative original.

Unlike some multi-cultural IP refreshes, though,Pink Ladiesdoesn’t ignore the existence of racism.

“I’m not really the Chosen People when it comes to a place like that.”

Rise of the Pink Ladieslooks beautiful.

Their male counterparts, by contrast, are lackluster.

Nieves doesn’t possess the charisma and swagger necessary to make Richie a convincing T-Bird-slash-rival for Jane’s affections.

By episode 5, I began to imagine a show without boys.