“He was like, Yeah bro, it’s like nine inches.
I was like, What?
Oh snap, we twins.
Jay Pharoah says he and former ‘SNL’ costar Pete Davidson are penis ‘twins.'.Dana Edelson/NBCU Photo Bank/NBCUniversal via Getty Images
That’s crazy,'” the comedian recalls of a conversation with his fellow SNL alum.
“Hey man, it’s Pete.
There’s something in the sauce.
He got something, okay,” Pharoah shared on the show.
“So I talk to him, I said, ‘Pete, man, what is it?’
I said, ‘Could, what is it?
What’d you do?”
“It’s his endowment.
That’s what he told me it is,” Pharoah confirmed.
“He was like, ‘Yeah bro, it’s like nine inches.’
I was like, ‘What?
Oh snap, we twins.
That’s crazy.'”
“I mean, you could have a big whatever all day.
it’s possible for you to handle business all day.
“You gotta be able to listen.
You gotta have everything in the relationship.
And that’s that thin line.”
It also helps thatThe King of Staten Islandstar is extremely easy to dote upon too, apparently.
“Unfortunately, he does have a lot of other problems physically he’s gotta deal with.
So, you know, that’s like a baby.
You know what I mean?”
“Like, women might see that little, ‘Oh, he’s so cute.
I’m gonna kiss him and then I’m gonna pull his pants off.’
That’s what they do.”
Still, Pharoah can’t fault the guy or his dating history.
“Hey, the man got Kate Beckinsale.
He got the vampire from theUnderworld.
What the hell?”
“Are you kidding me?
What, you got Ariana Grande?
“And whoever else is a billionaire out here is on Pete Davidson’s hit list.
You know, he gonna be sleeping with the Queen.
If the Queen was still alive, he would’ve slept with her.”
And you’re able to bet Pharoah will be cheering him on from the sidelines.
“I be like, ‘Hey Pete, do what you do, bro.’
You know what I mean?”
“We’re all out there behind you, Big Dog.”
Emphasis on the big, apparently.
Watch Pharoah discuss Davidson’s dating life in the clip above.
