Youre just two feet away from any major piece of meat.

At 657 Boulevard, home is truly where the heart is… and where the horror is.

“You’re just two feet away from any major piece of meat,” Coolidge notes.

The Watcher Season 1, Episode 1 Jennifer Coolidge

Jennifer Coolidge in ‘The Watcher’.ERIC LIEBOWITZ/NETFLIX

(Um, sold?)

She’s not wrong.

So yeah, probably best to keep those curtains closed.

Watch the new teaser forThe Watcherabove.