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Instead, they have a warning: A hitman is on his way to Tampa to murder Carole.
“How did it come to this?”

John Cameron Mitchell, William Fichtner, Brian Van Holt, and Anthony Sharpe in Joe vs. Carole.Mark Taylor/Peacock
sighs Carole wearily, as she and Howard subsequently shop for his-and-hers protection pistols.
and intentionally silly dialogue.
“Take the laptop, leave the dildo,” a FWS agent instructs her partner.
you’ve got the option to’t even fit a hand!"
It’s grossly uncomfortable absolution by creative license.
(Now seems like a good time to note that all the exotic animals inJoe vs. Caroleare CGI.)
Not quite a parody, not really a drama what and why isJoe vs. Carole?
Wolff is heartbreaking as the hangdog and haunted young man.