But who was the mother-in-slaw?

John Oliverloves him a stunt.

And onLast Week Tonight, it’s often to prove a point orstick it to someone who deserves it.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

John Oliver marries a cabbage with Steve Buscemi officiating on ‘Last Week Tonight’.HBO

And, of course, his love of a stunt.

Images that, clearly, need to exist.

It’s a tale old as time, or at least should be?

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

AI’s brave attempt at depicting John Oliver marrying a cabbage.HBO

But that’s not what this story is about, is it?"

“This story deserves better.

@postpoopzoomies deserves better.

As did @Margaret.

What else could Oliver do but create a better image of himself marrying a cabbage?

Literally, what elsecould he do?

Enter beloved character actorSteve Buscemito act as officiant to the human-vegetable wedding of the century.