“I was like, what?”
“You know what it’s kind of like?
Santa Claus,” John Owen continued.

Rob and John Owen Lowe.Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images
A kid just figures it out.
Rob added, “Wikipedia and Google took care of that for us.”
“Honestly, I do, ‘cause it got me sober,” Rob said.
“Sober got me married.
I’ve been married 29 years, and I have two great sons.
I don’t think any of that happens without going through that scandal.
I really don’t.”