What, are they not good enough for ya, Steve?

Goonies never say die not thatStephen Colbertwould know.

But his wittiness was lost on Colbert, who admitted that, um, he’s never seen it.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Josh Brolin and Stephen Colbert talk ‘The Goonies.'.Scott Kowalchyk/CBS

You’re the one?"

There’s generation after generation… so sad."

It became a cult favorite following its premiere in 1985 and is now an integral part of film history.

He confessed that while he hasn’t watchedThe GooniesorThe Shawshank Redemption(!!!

), he has at least seenJaws.

But that didn’t make Brolin feel better.

“you could’t be that guy.”

“I’m going to watch it,” Colbert ultimately declared to his (former?)

“And I’m going to watch it and call you up after.”

“You have to, literally,” Brolin said.

“I’ll give you a number.

Not my number…” Ouch.

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