What’s worth your time in movies and TV this weekend?

EW’s critics review the latest releases: M3GAN, Alert, The Pale Blue Eye, and Velma.

But who has time to parent a grieving child when production deadlines loom?

M3GAN doll, Scott Caan in Alert and Christian Bale in Pale Blue Eye

Credit: FOX / UNIVERSAL PICTURES / NETFLIX

M3GAN came to play, and possibly reboot her motherboard for a sequel.

(This is a running joke in the first two episodes.

You’re not onCBSanymore, Scotty!)

M3GAN, Gemma (Allison Williams) and Cady (Violet McGraw) in M3GAN

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(Gillian Anderson, vibrating on high, andBohemian Rhapsody’sLucy Boyntonalso costar in elaborate hoop skirts.)

It’s a prequel that re-casts diversely, re-orients sexually, and over-backstories generally.

Should be fun, but it’s a self-aware slog.

ALERT: MISSING PERSONS UNIT: L-R: Dania Ramirez and Scott Caan in the “Zoey”

Dania Ramirez and Scott Caan in ‘Alert’.Philippe Bosse/FOX

Everyone talks like a TV writer who only knows TV writers.

“This is exactly what happened in my vlog about Lil Wayne!”

It’s so extra it’s minus.GRADE: CDarren Franich

Read EW’s fullVelmareview here

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The Pale Blue Eye

Christian Bale stars in ‘The Pale Blue Eye’ as Det. Augustus Landor opposite Harry Melling’s ‘The Pale Blue Eye.'.Scott Garfield/Netflix

Velma

‘Velma’.HBO MAX