Another day, another star-studded anecdote fromMatthew Perry’s new book.

“I did my best Chandler impression the double-take-and-sardonic- stare thing and said, ‘Oh,OK!

Let’s just spoon alittlebit!'”

Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek

Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek.Matthew Eisman/Getty; Samir Hussein/WireImage

He writes, “There’s one scene in which I’m professing my love for her.

You look wherever you want, but I’m going to be looking atyou.'”

Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thinghits bookshelves Nov. 1.