Sorry, Pippi, you’re not on the list.
What’s better than Pretzel Day?
A brand-new cut scene fromThe Office, of course.
One camp wants new chairs; the other wants a copy machine that actually makes copies.
Cue the Scott-ian scheming.
“But his evil stepfather Jeff said, ‘No, you may not have what you want.
You must have a football.'”
Here, Michael launches into a surprisingly useful life lesson.
“You know something?”
“It turns out that Jeff was right because I already had a G.I.
So my point is this: I didn’t need what I thought I needed.
What I needed was to learn how to appreciate what I had.”
Settle back in your own erkel-nomical chair and watch the clip above.
