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The end is near.
Sorry, that was a bit dramatic.

Andy Cohen, Miley Cyrus, and Usher are just some of the hosts for New Year’s Eve specials ringing in 2023.Charles Sykes/Bravo/Getty; Vijat Mohindra/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty; Kevin Winter/Getty
The end of2022is upon us, and that is cause for celebration.
Or at least a sigh of relief.
Wondering how and with whom to ring in the new year?

Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper host CNN’s New Year’s Eve special.CNN
Where am I being taken to?Miami.
Who will entertain me musically?Say hello again to Dolly, who’s doing double duty that night.
ET, and from 10:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Where am I being taken to?Um, it’s right there in the title.
Who will entertain me musically?So many folks.
Like, 50 musical acts.
But things also get a little bit rock-ier with Sheryl Crow and Steve Miller.
And thingsalsoget a littleFlo Rida.
And who will entertain menon-musically?You won’t have time for that with all this music!
Who will be my hosts for the night?Not the legendary Dick Clark, who died in 2012.
AndWho will entertain menon-musically?Do you love ball drops?
Like,reallylove them?
Who will entertain me musically?Ava Max, Usher, and Ellie Goulding, at your service.
(Wait, I thought they weren’t drinking this year!Oh, this could get interesting.)
Plus Lili Estefan, Omar Chaparro, and Karina Banda.
But also Roberto Hernandez.
And don’t forget Galilea Montijo.
Who will entertain me musically?Brantley Gilbertand… nope, just Brantley Gilbert.
And who will entertain menon-musically?A “stand-up comedy routine” from Failla is promised.
If no, you’re not invited.
Who will be my hosts for the night?Give it up for DJ Diesel!
These are allShaquille O’Neal’s nicknames!
Where am I being taken to?A highly immersive Shaqverse that possiblylooks like this.
But you’re free to call him by all his nicknames: Gronk!