We have no choice but to stan Stu.
Saturday Night Livejust took writing letters to Santa to a very dark place.
“Dear Santa, I can’t believe the year is almost over,” Davidson raps.

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“It’s getting colder, I’m a year older, but I’m still your soldier.”
“Getting this present is the only thing keeping me alive,” Stu writes.
“Dear Santa Claus, like bring me a PS5.”
The sketch ends with Santa (Bateman) finally responding to Stu, only to completely dismiss him.
And finally, a quick shot reveals the real Eminem opening up a Christmas gift from Santa.
You guessed it, the coveted PS5.
“I didn’t even ask for this,” the rapper exclaims.
“I guess Shady must have been a good boy this year.
Sorry, Stu, you f—ed up.”