We have no choice but to stan Stu.

Saturday Night Livejust took writing letters to Santa to a very dark place.

“Dear Santa, I can’t believe the year is almost over,” Davidson raps.

Pete Davidson on ‘SNL’

Credit: NBC

“It’s getting colder, I’m a year older, but I’m still your soldier.”

“Getting this present is the only thing keeping me alive,” Stu writes.

“Dear Santa Claus, like bring me a PS5.”

The sketch ends with Santa (Bateman) finally responding to Stu, only to completely dismiss him.

And finally, a quick shot reveals the real Eminem opening up a Christmas gift from Santa.

You guessed it, the coveted PS5.

“I didn’t even ask for this,” the rapper exclaims.

“I guess Shady must have been a good boy this year.

Sorry, Stu, you f—ed up.”