We went through all 11 movies to snag the worst lines of franchise dialogue ever.
There were plenty of options.
Don’t believe us?
Hayden Christensen ridin' solo in ‘Attack of the Clones’.Lucasfilm
Listen to the stars themselves!
Lucas was amazing at world-building (or shall we say galaxy-building?)
“It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
Yoda in ‘Attack of the Clones’.Lucasfilm Ltd.
I mean, I get it.
I also hate sand, so Anakin has a point.
But there is something about this line that is just so silly.
‘Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace’.Lucasfilm Ltd.
Is it understandable that he hates sand after growing up as a slave on that dry, dusty planet?
Yes, that makes total sense.
Once again,“No need to report that to him until we have something to report.
Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman in ‘Attack of the Clones’.Lisa Tomasetti/Lucasfilm Ltd.
It’s so infuriatingly lazy.
I’ll improve it right now on the fly.
“No need to report that to him until we havean update.”
Oscar Isaac in ‘Star Wars: Episode IX — The Rise of Skywalker’.Lucasfilm Ltd.
“No, I didn’t tell him about the goddamn Jedi!
You want me to get Force-choked by a f—ing hologram?!”
Any of those would have been better.
No wonder Sidious had Haako and Gunray slaughtered on Mustafar.
Such a star-crossed romance deserved better.L.M.
It’s a hand-wavy insult to the audience, and it feels as lazy as the film around it.
EvenOscar Isaac an actor who is charm personified can’t save those three words.
The dead may speak, but man, we really wish they wouldn’t.D.C.
