Going batty on ‘‘The Amazing Race’’!

Crazy statues on ‘‘Top Model’’!

Kim’s pitch problems in ‘‘Atlanta’’!

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And meet ‘‘Mr.

Farty’’ on ‘‘Survivor: Nicaragua’’!

‘‘I’ve done four roadblocks, and my dad’s only done two.

Dancing With the Stars performance recap: Instant Classics Kyle’s engaging, seemingly effortless jive became one of those dances that should be memorable for weeks or

We’re trying to balance it out more.

I didn’t think it would be that hard.’’

You were wrong, dead wrong!

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Michael couldn’t throw a Gorodki bat to save his life.

Perhaps because of her tendency to dance to the music in her head.

‘‘That’s the jam!

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We got the jam!

That’s the jam, Bammer!’’

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Read the full recap.

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You know, sort of a ‘‘reset’’ button for yourDWTSviewing pleasure.

This dance changed my whole perspective of the Week 8 performance show.

And the whole crowd went nuts.

America’s Next Top Model | America’s Next Top Model recap: Romancing the Stones Onto the photo challenge shot by the lovely (and I do mean lovely) Nigel Barker. The ladies

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There’s nothing particularly ingenious about it.

By simply adding a ‘‘Mr.’’

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prefix, she took it to a whole different level.

Seriously, Mr Farty.

It just has a certainje ne sais quoiabout it.

16 and Pregnant recap: Don’t Cry for Them, Alabama While Daniel hoped that Emily would join him — and soon become his wife so they

‘‘That bitch just called you insecure.

She doesn’t think your Nickelodeon show is going anywhere.

She’s only going to dinner with you because she thinks Bebe Neuwirth is going to be there.

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak | The Real Housewives of Atlanta recap: Bored of the Ring When Kandi suggested Kim rethink her position on vocal lessons, Kim got peevish. How dare

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She is messing with your mind and taking advantage of your Jesus complex.’’

‘‘I’m sick of your s—, stupid,’’ muttered Morgan.

We were only really shown his side of the dialogue and a bunch of indignant Danielle faces.

Luckily, Gail stepped in.

‘‘I think it’s time that we all eat some cake!’’

The ladies were statues in a garden coming alive with the love of their sculptor?

Or in this case another male model.

Kayla just can’t catch a break!

Maybe next week they’ll let you model with a girl, Kayla!

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Come on, ‘fess up: Who cried?

(Tea party table setting: Seh-vehhhhhhn!)

How dare someone suggest she has pitch problems.

Don’t they realize that she sang at her brother’s graduation back in the 8th grade?

They don’t let just anyone sing in suburban middle school productions!