When theRiverdalewriters titled this episode “The Witches of Riverdale,” they meant it!
Because it’s getting real witchy up in here!
Oh, you know, they’re going to become witches.
Kiernan Shipka and Caroline Day on ‘Riverdale’.Colin Bentley/The CW
I know what you’re thinking: How?!
People can’t just become witches, can they?!
Turns out, they can!
Then they pledge allegiance to Hecate.
Not sure why that’s important, but it is, and now, they’re all witches!
Truly as easy as 1, 2, 3.
Up first: Jughead.
Jughead doesn’t want to come back.
Plus, he can hear again!
When he truly refuses to budge, Sabrina pivots.
She asks him for a favor.
Cut to Sabrina arriving back in the real world with Jughead … only, it’s not Jug.
It’s Nick Scratch in Jug’s body!
But Sabrina quickly assures them all that this wasn’t purely a selfish move.
(I’m still not sure I like them trying to force this triangle on us!)
Suddenly, she understands why no one wants to leave this place.
While all of this is going on, Sabrina and Nick go on a date and get some closure.
Again, only something you’ll care about if you watchedChilling Adventures.
Just a typical Tuesday, amirite?
Long story short, Plan C works!
And with that success, Sabrina prepares to head off.
I feel like it’s safe to say she is definitely screwed.
As for the others, Jughead is back and his hearing is fixed!
But don’t worry, his powers aren’t gone he can still read minds, too.
Archie is also back and he tells Betty all about his heaven with her.
And yet, according to Tabitha, Archie might not get to return to that heaven.
But in just as many, Veronica and Archie end up together.
And suddenly we’re back in this triangle madness, and I don’t like it!
It felt right forRiverdaleto finally just be full of witches!
But an IMMORTAL child and Tabitha as an angel?!
Where are we going with this!?
Remember when Betty and Archie just wanted to go to a school dance?
So here we are, in aRiverdalethat is weirder than ever.
