Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder in Riverdale, we’re doing Biblical plagues!

Because there’s nothing like a plague to get people in the mood for a wedding!

After Toni asks Veronica to plan said wedding, Veronica (Camila Mendes) begins questioning her life.

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But seeing as how red is obviously Archie’s favorite color, he holds his ground.

Instead, Cheryl suggests they kill Percival.

But when he casts a counter spell to their attack, it’s Nana Rose who suffers.

But somehow, the woman doesn’t die!

At least not yet…

Even Betty and Archie are stunned.

Spoiler alert: That doesn’t work.

But Kevin does get some interesting intel: When Percival receives a particular stockade, Heather gets an idea.

If they can trap Percival in the stockade, it will render him powerless.

And their plan works!

Percival is successfully in the stockade and locked in Veronica’s vault by wedding time!

And that brings us to the wedding, which Cheryl is shockingly underdressed for?!

I know it’s her Serpent jacket, but still.

But Percival isn’t done yet.

He kills Nana Rose in her bed, which sets things in motion.

At the wedding, Archie is the first to collapse.

Then Toni and Fangs and every other first born aside from baby Anthony in attendance.

But thankfully, Heather knows a necromancer… named Sabrina.

(We know her too Heather, don’t feel too cool.)

Honestly, someone get that girl a date!

But before Rivervale’s Jug can say anything, our Jug collapses from the plague.

So yeah, it’s absolute chaos up in here.