The royal babywasn’t even a day old before becoming more popular than you, loser.

The top 10 names were:

1.

10 as the aww-inducing nostalgia dark horse (“Spencer” being dearly departed GrandmaDiana’s surname).

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Now, those names were all pretty good.

Edgar

  1. thelred

4.

Ralph

8.Harry Potter

9.

Hermioner (male form of “Hermione”)

11.

Stuart Sutcliffe

12.John Paul George Ringo

13.

Dianer (male form of “Diana”)

17.

Henry IV, Part II

19.

Henry V Origins: Before Agincourt

20.

Abbey

22.The Doctor

23.

King, the King (so his full name is “King King, the King”)

25.

‘Xander (with apostrophe!)

Rear Admiral Scotland

35.

Midshipman Northern Ireland

36.

Camelot

49.Richard Burton

50.

Elizabert (male form of “Elizabeth”)

52.

Prince Michael III

56.

Cambridge (so someday he’ll be known as “Cambridge, Duke of Cambridge”)

57.

‘Silver (with apostrophe!)

Bucky “Buck Wild” Buckingham

67.

Bronco Billy

68.Forrest Gump

69.Michael Clayton

70.

Titus Andronicus

72.Titus Welliver

73.

Tytus, with a Y

74.

Tytys, with two Ys

75.

Holmes

77.Benedict CumberbatchII

78.

Rooney

98.Joffrey(HAHAHA but f’reals good name, right?)

R. R.

100.George R. R.

101.

Shakespeare IV, Part 2

106.

Zoltar, Lord of the Quickening

110.