If you’re not watchingHall & Closet, you’re only getting half the story.
Now, Heidi comes clean with the full story of what really went down in that Scottish parking lot.
Read on for the full account.
Heidi N Closet tells the full story of that time she went to the bathroom in a parking lot in Glasgow.MOM Podcasts/YouTube
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: So, Heidi, yo tell me why you s— in a parking lot.
HEIDI N CLOSET: We’d just finished a show in Glasgow, it was a lovely show.
We’ll never know.
2, and after the show is over, we can’t get back into the venue.
We had to go find somewhere.
Instead, I went and bought some toilet tissue.
He looks at me, like, “Oh, people know who you are?”
and I’m like, “Yeah, you didn’t know, did you?”
Then, I walked out and s— in his parking lot.
Did Tatianna cover for you?
Where in the parking lot was this?
It was a nice little corner in the parking lot that had a tree.
So, I went over by the tree.
It’s fertilizer, basically.
I actually helped him.
Yes, as Miss Congeniality, it was part of your beautification initiative for Glasgow public spaces.
I want the world to be beautiful and smell like s— at the same time.
Did he have any suspicions when he saw that you were buying toilet paper?
No, he didn’t know he’d have to clean it up the next day.
Have you since apologized?
No, because he was rude.
How did the other cast members react?
Tatianna understood my struggle.
The others were like, “Did you really just s— in a parking lot?”
What time was this, again?
It was around 2:00 in the morning.
Really early, we were all just kiki’ing after the tour that night, doing activities and stuff.
People are talking, people are thinking about me.
What did she say to you after that?
She was like, “I’m so proud of you.
I have to reach out to Jaida to confirm that she said this.
She definitely did not say that.
[Laughs]
Do you think you put Glasgow on the map?
I have officially put Glasgow on the map.
I’m so happy and fortunate to give Glasgow this platform to express themselves.
Do you feel empowered enough that you would do this again, if necessary?
