Two words: Tragic Mike.
Steve Stifler peaked in high school.
When asked where Stifler would be today, Scott painted a picture that seems about right.
Seann William Scott, in 1999’s ‘American Pie’ (right).Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images; Vivian Zink/Universal/Kobal/Shutterstock
“I think Stifler would be a stripper,” Scott revealed.
“He’d be working at a pretty crappy strip club.
His stage name would be ‘Inferno,’ dressed up as a fireman.
Seann William Scott in ‘American Pie’.Universal Pictures
Problem is his body is a little soft.
He let himself go a little bit, but he’s still trying out his sexy moves.”
“There were so many benefits to doing that movie.
I mean, there would be like 200 people that I would never have slept with.”
“So, for me, it was like a dream come true.”
And his dream of Stifler has remained relatively unchanged.
“Our version of Old Man Logan.
Maybe one day, then, we can finally answer the question: What happens to a himbo deferred?
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