We have a code brown on Survivor!
More than one, actually.
Danny also calls himself Danny Bronx, but his embarrassing story takes place down the shore in Atlantic City.
Danny Massa of ‘Survivor 44’.Robert Voets/CBS
Unfortunately, he adds, “It wound up being more than a fart.”
But the story does not (rear) end there.
“It gets worse,” explains Danny.
The ‘Survivor 44’ cast.Robert Voets/CBS
“I had to go change, and the only store on that block was a lingerie store.
However, you will be relieved to learn this story has a happy ending.
“It was comfy!”
reveals Danny of his revealing undergarments.
A great story, surely, but it’s got nothing on storynumber two (emphasis ours).
For that, we go to Carolyn Wiger.
“I’m lactose intolerant,” Carolyn tells EW.
“I was born that way.
Wow, that sounds terrible.
What comes next, though, displays perhaps the strongest dedication to ice cream we’ve ever seen.
“So I told people I slipped in mud.
And I just went along with it.
Okay, I got poop on my butt, but whatever.”
She continues to eat ice cream to this day, but only one particular flavor.
I mean,buta few of the embarrassing stories that await you.
Who had a wardrobe malfunction?
Whose wardrobe included blue underwear?
Who wiped out in a roller rink bathroom?
And whose biggest fear is “complicated bro handshakes”?
Watch the video at the top of the post and find out for yourselves.
And then go enjoy a big bowl of chocolate ice cream… at least wethinkit’s ice cream.
