For the second time this season, Frannie wins a challenge that costs her.
Good day, everyone, and welcome.
Today’s reading of theSurvivorgospel comes from an esteemed member of our congregation, oneDanny Bronx.
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you’re gonna wanna be a legend!
Never you mind that Danny Bronx will simultaneously be leading the campaign to get rid of someonebecausethey win challenges.
Greatness is just too important!
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And then we will hear from our next speaker,Jeffrey Probst.
After those speakers are done, I will instruct the congregation to ignore every single word they said.
Which is presumably what Carson did.
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Frannietalked in a deleted sceneabout how excited she was to be the predator hunting down prey.
Translation: She couldn’t help herself.
And now she’s gone.
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That certainly has not been an accurate indicator in this new era ofSurvivor.
(Raise your hand if you hadErikaorGablerwinning their seasons.)
The only other person I could possibly see winning was Frannie, and now she’s gone.
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But silver lining alert!
Okay, let’s strive for greatness as we spin cycle our way through the rest ofSurvivor 44episode 10.
They used to do this by supplying them with unlimited amounts of alcohol.
Perhaps a little harsh to Danny, who has a new baby back at home.
Then again, I’m pretty sure that 10-week-old is not writing the most scintillating letters as of yet.
Hell hath no fury like a Yam Yam scorned.
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Carolyn is one of the most electricSurvivorplayers in years.
Yam Yam is a flat-out quote machine.
Danny is attacking every element of this game.
Frannie and Carson have been so easy to root for.
But there has been one other player that has been wildly entertaining all season in a much stealthier way.
And that is Jaime.
Someone you maybe chuckled at, but also found yourself starting to really root for.
And I mean NOBODY.
And the editors did everything in their power to make Jaime look as clueless as possible.
Danny’s comment that “it’s a horrible story, its absolute B.S.”
was followed immediately by Jaime telling the camera that she thought everyone believed her.
This naturally was immediately followed by Frannie asking, “Does she think we’re all idiots?”
I’ll say it again.
She just can’t win.
Well, that’s not entirely true.
She’s won one thing my heart.
I love watching Jaime Mr. Magoo her way through the game.
And then I saw the puzzle.
Which is why I will repeat my suggestion that the showblow up all old puzzlesand start anew.
But I’m not here to complain.
I’m here to compliment!
God bless everyone involved in that decision.
Also, I want to make one thing absolutely clear: props to Carson.
It’s not his fault that the puzzles are repeated.
And more people will continue to do it unless producers decide to mix things up.
or “That’s how you playSurvivor!”
And lord, I hope it does.
Heidi, Frannie, Jaime, and Danny all could have had their torch snuffed.
Look at all the wacky voting.
The only vote on Danny came from his closest ally in the game, Heidi.
And Carson and Yam Yam knowingly lied to and burned their ally Carolyn.
To which I say… LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is what we’ve been waiting for.
And averypissed off Carolyn.
you’re free to’t express such confidence in this game and expect to survive.
Unless, apparently, your name is Carson.
