Nobody is safe inBill Burr’s Netflix comedy specialPaper Tiger, not evenStephen Hawking.
Here are five of theF is For Familycreator’s most outrageous jokes fromPaper Tiger.
“This is how screwed up my country is right now,” Burr says.
“You know Bryan Cranston, right?
That dude did a movie, he played a quadriplegic, and people gave him s—.
Being like, ‘Why is there an able-bodied person playing a quadriplegic?’
It’s because it’s called acting, you dumb f—.
See, if he was a quadriplegic playing a quadriplegic, that’s not acting.
They’re just f—ing laying there saying s— that someone else wrote.”
There’ll be a gender-neutral bathroom on the plane.
How f—ing dumb is that?"
Even your boy here, the guy who recently died.
What was his name?
He was always sitting down… Hawking, Stephen Hawking.
He adds, “I’m so glad that guy’s f—ing dead though, you know?
Look at you guys, you’re heartless.
How much longer do you want him to suffer?
You don’t believe in an afterlife?
“It’s f—ing nuts!”
“People are so scared now, that you now have the male feminist.
Like, where the f— did that come from?
Just out of nowhere, last couple of years.
‘I’m a male feminist.
I’ve always championed women.’
No, you haven’t!
Ya haven’t!”
Burr continues, “This s— came out and you’re f—ing scared.
You grabbed some f—ing titties… What the f— did you do?
That you have to overcorrect that f—ing hard.
“Michelle Obama is doing an arena tour,” he says.
“She’s not playing comedy clubs, she’s doing arenas.
When did First Ladies start acting like they got elected?
He adds, “If you really think that’s a job, just look at her.
When that guy got elected, he looked like he was about 41 years old.
When he left office, that guy looked like he was about 73.
Look at Michelle, she looks younger now than she did when that dude got elected.
What has she done for the last eight years?
Other than lay in a giant vat of Illuminati-level lotion, just sitting there floating?”
“And you wait, you f—ing wait…
It is her time now.
She was elected, not you.
Go pick out some plates, bitch.'
He’s going to get treated like Tom Arnold when he was with Roseanne.”
Paper Tigeris streaming on Netflix.
