The Bachelorette(s)
It could be the most complicated season ofThe Bachelorette… ever!
But here’s hoping the besties will choose sisterhood over six-packs.
Way to kick things off with some main-character energy, bro!
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Sounds like a perfect one-on-one date activity to me.
Woulld love to hear his thoughts on the recent “Disney adults"Twitter discourse.
If Colin doesn’t break out the robot on night one, he’s dead to me.
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Also, “Erich has no interest in going to an escape room.”
Erich sounds like a very sensible guy.
Thank God he has a mother, I guess.
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A few unrelated side notes: “Leisure Executive” sounds dirty.
Also, is Hayden the lovechild ofJosh PeckandKyle Chandler?
Why do you hate joy, Jacob?
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But can he support a family that big on a meatball enthusiast’s salary?
Okay, but how does he feel about Pepsi?
Does he know this is a show about getting married, not going to Daytona Beach for Spring Break?
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Justin Y., 24
Occupation:Other TwinHometown:Brookfield, CTBio fun fact:Justin Y.
“loves creating content for social media and enjoys clubbing in New York City’s hottest spots.”
These were the only eligible twins producers could find?
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Sir, yo define “ton.”
Oh, Lord run, Gabby and Rachel!
As great as an absentee husband sounds, I think Gabby and Rachel want more from a mate.
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Based on the former, I doubt the latter would deem Logan “spongeworthy.”
And yet, here he is on a reality TV dating show.
I… don’t know what that means.
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Oooh, he might be a good match for Gabby, our goofy queen.
Oh, Quincey… no.
If he’s a good magician, he should have no trouble making the competition disappear… right?
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(Yes, I hate myself.)
Unfortunately, his bio also says that Ryan “is a proud Botox enthusiast.”
Happy for you, buddy.
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Um,Carole Baskinwould like a word.
I… would not want to be Tino’s toilet, tbh.
Uh-oh, sounds like he might have a hard time dating two women at once.
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Eggs don’t agree with him.”
Has Zach tried cereal?
A nice banana and strawberry smoothie, perhaps?
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