“Bill Niii-eee”!

People yelling at the poor piano player!

A catalogue of the Globes' highs and lows.

Host Jerrod Carmichael speaks onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California.

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Here are our picks for the highs and lows of the 80th annual Golden Globe Awards.

BEST: Jerrod Carmichael tells it like it is

“I’m here because I’m Black.

“Jerrod Carmichaelkicked off the night by addressing the (white) elephant in the room, a.k.a.

Ke Huy Quan accepts the Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture award for “Everything Everywhere All at Once” onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California.

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the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.

And then he waved toSteven Spielberg!Darren Franich

WORST: Disrespecting the piano

Now, look.

It’s exciting (?)

Colin Farrell accepts the Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy award for “The Banshees of Inisherin” onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills; Michelle Yeoh accepts the Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy award for “Everything Everywhere All at Once”

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to win a Golden Globe because the Golden Globe is a prestigious (?)

And being a little off the cuff is part of this raucous show’s DNA.

But can we talk about the sudden onset epidemic of insulting the play-off music?

Jennifer Coolidge speaks onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California.

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“you could forget that piano!”

“Shut up, kindly!

“Michelle Yeoh demanded.

Host Jerrod Carmichael speaks onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills

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Yeoh earned her extra time, and Farrell is always a charmer.

On sashayedJennifer Coolidge, who immediately unfolded a labyrinth of pure free-associating comedy.

God love her, she called the Globe an Oscar.

Cate Blanchett stars as Lydia Tár in director Todd Field’s TÁR, a Focus Features release. Credit: Courtesy of Focus Features

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WORST: Is this thing on?

Did you hear Jerrod Carmichael’s brutal shot atWill Smithand the Slap?

Or how about that dig atTom Cruise and Scientology?

80th Annual GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS – Pictured: Natasha Lyonne speaks onstage at the 80th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California

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(The poor guy had to keep asking everyone to quiet down!)

Hosting an awards show specificallythisawards show is hard enough.

On the other hand, what a power trio!

(Fellow no-showKevin Costnerat least offered a reasonable excuse about sheltering in place in Santa Barbara.)

“Because we have to end at 11 p.m.” At that point, it was 11:03.

Ending on time what a concept!