In so many ways,Riverdaleis a glorious festival of absurdity.
“Grind’em”
“Why can’t you just use Grind’em like every other gay guy?
(And, of course, there’sthe tribute toCarrie: The Musical.)
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“American Excess”
“Reporting my American Excess card as stolen?
Well played, indeed.
“Bean & Beluga”
“A chocolate-almond croissant from Bean & Beluga.”
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“Spiffany’s” and 7.
It looked about the right size for a Glamerge egg.
“Triple C”
“Of course, I don’t have a freakin' spare.
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Maybe Greendale has Triple A, but Archie and his pals have to call Triple C.
9.
“Vanity Flair”
“Betty, come on.
Then again, why am I looking for order in the chaos that isRiverdale’s narrative storytelling?
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“Veronica Lodge (Season 2, “The Watcher in the Woods”)
God bless Veronica.
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