Or, that’s what it looked like.
It was the gift that kept on giving…provided you watch it over and over again.
Keep on going through the gallery to see Jim’s best.
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Someone probably borrowed it.
Maybe you misplaced it.
A government-created killer nano-robot infection?
Or, perhaps most deadly of all, Count Choculitis?
(Bonus disease: Pretendinitis.
Warning signs: High-pitched noises coming from the receptionist’s desk.)
The Nickeler!
Dwight nailed himself in the face with his phone.
Jim’s prank backfires, however, when Dwight’s impassioned speech is a big hit with his audience.
(‘‘I say, salesmen…and women, of the world, unite!'')
But he’s flabbergasted to find his bobblehead, nameplate, and wallet showcased in the office vending machine.
Pencil cup: One dollar.
Watching a co-worker buy back his own bobblehead doll: Priceless.
After a well-placedApprenticereference, Dwight is completely convinced that he has the following day off.
Dude, Where’s My Desk?
(‘‘The Fight,’’ Season 2, Episode 6)
Dwight seems to have misplaced his desk.
What can you expect from a man who cried at the end ofArmageddon?
Which Dwight is best: Dwight Schrute or Dwight Halpert?
To be even more convincing as a Schrute, be sure to ask a series of nonsensical questions.
He feels all tingly.
He can’t touch garlic bread.
His teeth feel…sharper.
He’s sensitive to sunlight.
When it comes to mythical creatures, Dwight has more experience with werewolves.
But he can’t deny the telltale signs that poor Jim is morphing into a vampire.
Like Pennsylvania.‘‘Obviously.
After weeks of conditioning, Jim boots his computer, and Dwight immediately extends his hand.
Turns out paying attention in psych class pays off, and Dwight is successfully brainwashed.
‘‘I don’t care what Jim says.
That isnotthe real Ben Franklin,’’ says Dwight.
‘‘I am 99 percent sure.’’
Upon discovering he has been compromised, Dwight aborts the mission and destroys all evidence.
Do not drink the coffee.
More instructions will follow.
Cordially, Future Dwight.
Dwight’s thrilled, until he scans himself and the Gaydar beeps wildly.
(‘‘Ever heard of it?'')
He was drunk all the time.
And, most importantly, he was a member of the a cappella group Here Comes Treble.
With the help of Pam, Jim hides Andy’s phone in the ceiling and then calls it repeatedly.
The prank sends the Cornell alumni into an enraged spiral, and straight into anger management classes.
