In August 1988, college juniors Tim Keck and Christopher Johnson founded a satirical newspaper.
The paper has since become a national juggernaut that shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.
“Study Reveals: Babies are Stupid”
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Credit: The Onion
“World Death Rate Holding Steady at 100 Percent”
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“Perky ‘Canada’ Has Own Government, Laws”
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“Black Guy Asks Nation for Change.”
And don’t miss the sequel: “Black Guy Given Nation’s Worst Job”
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“CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years”
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“Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”
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A classic fromOur Dumb Century: “New President Feels Nation’s Pain, Breasts”
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One more from that collection: “WA-” (headline continued on page 2)
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“Children, Creepy Middle-Aged Weirdos Swept Up in Harry Potter Craze”
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“Drugs Win Drug War”
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“Kitten Thinks of Nothing but Murder All Day”
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“Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest”
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“Dolphin Spends Amazing Vacation Swimming With Stockbroker”
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“Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be”
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“Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons”
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“God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy: ‘No,’ Says God”
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“Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People”
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Yet another gem fromOur Dumb Century: “Holy S—!
Man Walks on F—ing Moon”
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Point/Counterpoint: “My Computer Totally Hates Me!”
“Loved Ones Recall Local Man’s Cowardly Battle With Cancer”
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