We hope he doesn’t blow it.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white…suddenly has new meaning.

Pause for you to snort with laughter… One happy couple has bumped up their wedding date to take advantage of the opportunity.

The cocaine bear in ‘Cocaine Bear’

The cocaine bear in ‘Cocaine Bear’.Universal Pictures

The ceremony, which is open to the public, will take place on Monday, March 27.

“We’re getting the chapel prepared with flowers and glowing hearts.

Cocaine Bear can’t wait!”

And how the presumably non-vocal bear might deliver his lines.

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