Can you imagine if this was your group chat drama?
CAN YOU IMAGINE???
We re-enter Sutton’s summitright where we left off last week, and the woman is absolutely spitting fire.
‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’.
Which just sohappensto be the narrative that Tom’s lawyers arealsofloating.
But now, they’re supposed to believe her explicitly… and Sutton justcan’t.
Kyle hasn’t read theL.A.
And that was10 years ago, notthree years ago, following a Wile E. Coyote car wreck.
“Is it a coincidence that both Erika and Tom’s attorneys have the same story?”
Sutton asks in her testimonial.
You gotta choose are you gonna be smart, or are you gonna be blissful?"
And the ladies all agree: it’s time to stop being polite and start getting real.
No, these women will get absolutely nowhere, and they know it.
The women titter when Erika arrives last, seeming very somber and a little overly bronzed, buttherenonetheless.
Erika purrs, “Yes,go ahead,ask this question.”
Sutton says she’s confused about the timeline she read in theL.A.
Because only one of those conversations is going to actually reveal anything new.
Plus, Sutton and Garcelle are the only ones who have the guts to really ask any questions.
Dorit talksa lot, but she hardly says anything of substance.
“The obvious question is, did you know any of this?”
“No, I did not,” Erika grits out.
So Garcelle says she’ll keep it 100 like she always does.
“So, if what Tom did is absolutely true, thenf— Tom.”
Everyone nods sagely, and the conversation heads toward a natural conclusion.
Personally, I’ll be calling in at least one sick day to recover.
