Remember those earlyReal Housewives of Beverly Hillsdays?

That three-minute bocce ball scene with no dialogue.

Dorit blinking placidly and staying silent as the group discusses which of them have had nose jobs.

Crystal describing curling up naked on the floor to hide her body from a stranger entering her bedroom unannounced.

(Again, this is happening for the second time on a thus-far two-day-long trip.)

She just thinks Crystal “wasn’t nice” for calling her ridiculous.

“Well, maybe I’m more complicated than that!”

Which perks both myandCrystal’s interest.

Sutton says she’s “really difficult to get to know,” and Crystal asks why that is.

But when everyone gathers for dinner that night, Crystal doesn’t join.

“Harry had a friend who he went and had a drink with,” Rinna begins.

“The point of your story… is that you couldn’t blindly believe Denise?”

Rinna clarifies that she couldn’t blindlysupportDenise.

From there, Garcelle and I have the exact same thoughts for about two minutes straight.

Crystal suddenly emerges from her room around 10:30 to tell everyone goodnight.

It seems like odd timing to become upset about something 24 hours later…

It’s… an uncomfortable interaction!

Thank you for supporting me.

This will be tough."

But no one was more stunned than me to find that the episode was ending there.