This really is the reunion that keeps on giving.

Now, is it giving actualanswersto the Girardi-related questions we’ve been wondering about for almost a year?

So, I guess we’ll take what we can get.

ANDY: How’s it going, Erika?

ERIKA: And I’m so f—ingready for you.

But therein lies the problem.

Erika swears she’s ready,swearsshe’s here to answer everyone’s questions.

But first…

REALLY, WHO IS HUNKY DORY?

Even Paris and Nicki have come around to the idea of their mom being a pseudo-Housewife.

Can youimagine???

A statement that will be proven to be nearly as absurd as the car-flipping story that got us here.

Did you have any sense that this alleged theft was taking place?

ERIKA: I do not work at Girardi Keese.

All the financials are kept there…

ANDY: So, the answer is… no?

ERIKA: There’s your answer.

Say youcan’tanswer if you’re going to give an answer that suspicious!

Garcelle asks why Erika couldn’t understand that, when theL.A.

Which is, of course, not true on any level.

Which is the second realest thing anyone said all episode, followed immediately by the first… “Where is your anger toward Tom?”

she asks Erika, as she has been invited by Erika herself to do.

“Where do youthinkit is?”

Erika hisses back at Crystal, insisting she’s been showing her anger all day.

And Erika absolutely has been lashing out all reunion long at every single person besides Tom.