The Real Housewives of Potomacrecap: What do you do with a wounded person?

It just feels good to be back withReal Housewives of Potomac, doesn’t it?

RHOPis back, baby!

Not Candi-ace’s best work.

ROBYN: “I may keep you waiting, buttrust me I’m worth it.

And we like it that way!

To pretend otherwise is a fallacy.

Plus, it seems like Robyn has started arriving places on time, no?

MIA: “If you want to pop off, I’ll behappyto get you adjusted.”

And it’s all right there in her high-pitched tagline.

WENDY: “This professor doesn’t just grade on the curve, shesetsthe curve.

But I don’t think it is.

I think it just means nothing butsoundslike something.

Which is to say a good Housewives tagline!

GIZELLE: The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.

“Like NYC inSex and the City, Gizelle’s pretty face is basically its own cast member onRHOP.

Additionally, this is just solid skincare advice.

ASHLEY: “The only thing messier than two boys isme.

I have always appreciated her easy acceptance of the fact that she is an incredibly messy person.

KAREN: “The Grand Dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.

She’s simply got a point; she simply is the moment.

I’m with Robyn on this one: “Is this like a TikTok thing?”

It’s a weird move!

Or maybe it’s a smart move.

Well…usuallyknows how to handle her business on her own.

What happens next is weird.

Also, that’s not wishing death on Ray!

It’s saying not to worry about her flawless face because it’s not going anywhere.

This is such an uncharacteristic reach for Karen.

In fact,all of itis.

She later admits to Ashley that “the sing sing thing was a stretch.”

I think she’s not dealing with it well,” Karen says, ever so benevolently.

For example, would you believe me if I told you that Candiace has now set her sights onacting?

And we have to watch her film a television pilot that’s being shopped around?

Which her amazing Nigerian mother Susan responds to thusly: “It’s a candle?”

But that isnot,in fact, the end of that.

Which is soooo the response of someone who has absolutely nothing to say.

It’s a nonsense fight, but it shows one thing: Wendy was not expecting Mia.

It is a mic drop moment.

Consider yourself redeemed, Ray.