And he was not kidding.
It is a truly unhinged hour.
There is noonemoment to latch onto, no singular nuance to sink our teeth into.
What I wouldn’t have given to be on that bus as everyone frantically tried to get the facts!
This is an unusually off-kilter performance for The People’s Housewife.
Lisa says sheknewthe internal story bleeding wasn’t real from the beginning because Jen was far too calm.
She says in her testimonial, “The entire way people do online marketing is through legal lead generation… Well,what elsedo you know, Whitney?
And definitely not Heather, who is clueless.
12:05 PM PRICE, UTAH
Whitney sees the headline first.
Lisa and Heather jump onto their phones then, see that Stuart has also been charged, andimmediatelystart weeping.
And a hush went over the bus.
Jenni finally notes in her testimonial that it’ssuspicioushow much Whitney seems to know about defrauding people.
(But I’m with Jenni, itissuspicious.
And Idowant to be a superyacht stewardess.)
1:20 PM PARK CITY, UTAH
The police finally descend upon Jen’s house.
This was not the reaction they were expecting.
This is just another vacation Saturday and landmark downfall of a foe for Meredith.
But it all starts to make a little more sense once Meredith starts talking.
Because, as it turns out… Meredith is in full celebration mode.
She is positivelygleefulwhile exchanging information about Jen with Mary.
“Why did we not havean inkling?”
Mary asks Meredith, who husks back: “You didn’t?”
Mary’s entire demeanor changes, like,Oh, we’re going to acknowledge THAT?
Meredith says she didn’t want to point fingers without facts.
But with Jen in a state of turmoil, she’s ready for her close-up, Mr. Cohen.
6:11 PM VAIL
You see, Heather is a gal’s gal, and a gossip’s gossip.
Even though Jen is her weirdly co-dependent bestie, Heather has been waiting all day for an all-hands-on-deck debrief.
It’s almost admirable how naive she is about all this…
But then… themanagercalled Meredith.
Now, is some petty theft or maybe even an accident indicative of federal fraud and money laundering?
Meredith Marks certainly thinks so.
