Now thatRHOSLCis almost through with its second season, some patterns are beginning to emerge.

Spoiler: they are not!)

It’s no wonder that she became an entrepreneur this woman is simplyunmanageable.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2, episode 17

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Jenalsothinks that Lisa doesn’t understand what she’s going through and that her children might lose their mother.

Lisawalks over to Jen to comfort her.

It literally felt like watching a woman enter a tiger’s cage wearing a meat suit.

Ah, yes beautiful, gorgeous, healthyfriendship!

Yes, that’s right!

But bless her, Whitney will put a crystal in her bra and try anyway.

We care about what the hell is going on with these accusations between Jen, Meredith, and Mary.

Straightforward, I like it!

And I also like that Meredith has a straightforward answer: she didn’t hire a P.I.

to investigate Jen, she hired a P.I.

to investigate text messages being sent to her sons.

Meredith says that it’s theinvestigatorwho thinks Jen was her making the threats, with 90 percent certainty.

Jen sputters, but Meredith tells her she can’t deny she’s been terrible to her family.

YOU DON’T WANT ME TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU’VE DONE, RIGHT?"

Um, do I get to participate in this pop quiz?!

Because I wouldvery muchlike to know what Jen thinks Meredith has done.

Oh sweetie, you haveno ideawhat I know."

Love ya, baby, bye."

And with that love ya, babies.